From the grave...

No folks I'm not dead, I've just been away ill and it seems like a million years. Last night was my first proper meal and I had it with friends at the "new" pub at the end of my street. It was the Totnes Castle famous for men bleeding from the head being sworn at by other drunk men holding pool cues and sunburnt women in pink tracksuits but now it is The Star - and a star it is well and truly. Here I am, with one of my friends, and the "Treacle Glazed Gammon with Mashed Celeriac and Red Cabbage" [sounds a bit like one of those porno M&S food ads.]





All I wanna know is now - what the hell has been going on in the shop since I have been away??! As you all know, it is Pippa's birthday on Tuesday so everyone will be around through the day and I will be able to get all the gossip then I hope!!! [What do you mean you didn't know it was her birthday?! Send flowers to Shop at Maison B!!]

xx Emma