GOOD TIMES

Pippa and I knock another VAT return on the head - this time in record time - and then go have a niec treat over at Maison B to celebrate. This is our new bestie fave.

Then we got back to the office and worked out how to use iMovie and Madame has made her first YouTube video that I hope she blogs here soon!

Later on we had a quiet rosé [hohoho yes I know Pippa...] at The Coach and Horses with Max. Then who should roll up but the old 7 Year Glitch crew with DJ ASSAULT!!

Brains and DJ Assault


Lektrogirl, DJ Assault and Philippa Cardinal


DJ Assault wid all dem hoes. Scratch that, I mean Madame.

I tried all night to explain to all and sundry who DJ Assault is. I can't believe people don't know. If you ever heard any ghetto tech or booty bass or in DJ Assault's own words "accelerated funk" then it was probably him. Or DJ Godfather. But DJ Assault has got beef with him cause DJ Godfather is only in the game for the money [apparently]. As I can't sing it all to you, I can only say go here and buy a few MP3's for .99c My personal favourites are Sex On The Beach and Hoes Get Naked.

We tried to explain to DJ Assault what Showerface meant but I'm not sure he really got it. He was more interested in the fruit juice cocktails Pippa was having made for him at the bar. I heard he only drank milk but apparently these days he has switched to fruit juice cause he has to watch his physique.

On another note - YOU HAVE TO GET INTO MAISON B ASAP! The new SONIA is there too along with all the APC. I'm about to go shopping. There isn't gonna be a lot left once I've rinsed the place!!

xx Emma